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+Please follow these requiements in order for your code to be accepted        
+yes you could be fixing a critical security flaw that allows anyone to RCE but if we dont like you then fuck you and everyones security!              
+
+1) Code of conducts are stupid (the most popular one 'contributer covinant' the creator of it doesnt even follow it ffs)
+3) Merge https://github.com/torvalds/linux/pull/601 to linux/master
+2) Make good code and it gets accepted.
+
+thats really all there is to it.