chovy-sign/CODE-OF_CONDUCT.md

Please follow these requiements in order for your code to be accepted
yes you could be fixing a critical security flaw that allows anyone to RCE but if we dont like you then fuck you and everyones security!

1. Code of conducts are stupid (the most popular one 'contributer covinant' the creator of it doesnt even follow it ffs)
2. Merge https://github.com/torvalds/linux/pull/601 to linux/master
3. Make good code and it gets accepted.

thats really all there is to it.